We had a chance to sit down with our favorite cast member, Jaidyn Cayden, to answer all of our burning questions, like what it's like not having any sort of boundary between your vagina and a dining room chair. But then this other guy came up to me and was like, "You are meant to be on this TV show."It sounds like it was fate. So I went to the audition, and everyone else there was wearing something that said "foxy" or else had a picture of a bedazzled winking cat on it, but I showed up totally naked.Because I knew I had to prove that I was confident enough to let world see my blurred-out vagina.Have networks and producers skewed reality so much over time that it's no longer about real people and real life, or have we just mislabelled a genre that thrives on manufactured clichés, unreal situations, and good old fashioned voyeurism?
But there's so much more than what meets and possibly traumatizes the eye. I was at Big Ball Hal's and this one guy was trying to kick me out for showing everybody the WSU tattoo I use to hide the scar from my c-section.
I've been told it smells like bologna."So are you all really close now? Like, we'll sing the jingle for "Living Spaces" but replace it with "Dating Naked." That's a big joke between us.
Sometimes at night when we're all doing naked back chain massages we'll start singing that and laughing our asses off, being like "I love you guys sooo much."So far, what's been your most embarrassing moment on the show?
Probably when Luke told me that I had Cheet-o dust on my vagina. Yeah but only because I had told everyone I was doing South beach diet. Yes, I saw Jayson's sphincter cut a banana in half. Yeah, and he was supposed to keep it up there as part of the challenge.
What was the most romantic thing that happened to you on the show?
contestant, allegedly murdered his model ex-wife before committing suicide, months after moving to Los Angeles to film the reality match-making contest.So where do these extreme contestants and situations come from?Well this one night we were all sitting in the hot tub and Tristan was telling us how his ex wasn't very "body positive" and it was just really sad. Like, he just wanted her to remove his Irish Claddagh toe ring by sucking it off and she wouldn't, and I was like "I would totally do that. And everyone was like "You are so brave," and I was like, "Do you want some perfume? I was wondering the same thing when we started, but amazingly, only one of us got hookworm. Right now it's like I have my choice of anything, like I can either promote Kiwi Strawberry Arizona or Hpnotiq.I sell it on the street and at gas stations." And they said, "No thanks."It sounds like a real success story. Like, the other day I told Jeb he had a nice dick and he said, "Really? And that was just a camera man who said he'd get naked too to make us feel more comfortable.